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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 01:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

What is your review of "Regent", episode 5 of Season 2 House of the Dragon?

Next, they tried...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

share office space ...

Carcinogenic effects of long-term exposure from prenatal life to glyphosate and glyphosate-based herbicides in Sprague–Dawley rats - BioMed Central

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Is LivSpace reliable?

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

“NASA’s Ambitious Venture Unveiled”: A Groundbreaking $488 Million Mission With a New Telescope Set to Revolutionize Space Data - Rude Baguette

Then came..

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The Number of Retirees Filing for Social Security Is Surging Under President Donald Trump -- and It's an Ominous Warning - The Motley Fool

Still no good

So they tried

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

A child had measles at Mall of America, concerning state health officials who don’t know source - Star Tribune

Nuts and Butts

Another attempt resulted in ...

Just Forget it!

Japanese queue for hours as rice shortage deepens - Financial Times

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

Heroes of the Storm Live Patch Notes - June 2, 2025 - Blizzard News

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Jason Isaacs Supports Johnny Flynn Cast as Lucius Malfoy in HBO’s ‘Harry Potter’ Series - The Hollywood Reporter

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

They put up a sign reading

Everyone loved it.

Trump Questioned Extent Of Musk’s DOGE Cuts, Report Says - Forbes

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Ultra-thin lenses halve incident wavelength to make infrared light visible - Phys.org

Freaks and Cheeks

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way